i'm fernanda and i'm feeling very chicken, stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped with parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes right now.

This makes me and Harry look like unbelievable presenters.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

2011fringeboy:

[in the middle of the night]

niall: hey bro….wake up

harry: what do you want

niall: hey….can you get me a glass of water

harry: no wtf…..its like 4 am

niall: i was born with glass bones and paper skin…. every morning i break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms….

niall: at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

harry: fuck…okay……..fuck

a summary of one direction
Harry:  i like girls lol penis jokes wow look at that banana i love everybody hiiiiiiii love you guys and louis oops i didnt say that, la is my home, wait no i dont have a home
Louis:  you listen here u stupid fuck , im not gay i have a girlfriend whos definitely a girl westside haha im so gangster
Liam:  fucking paps pick ur balls up off the floor im sorry no no im not no really im so sorry ill come back when the freedom of spech law is back sophiasophiasophia fucking batman
Niall:  haha best fans ever haha shit fuck haha fuckin love you guys tats te craic tirty seven countries
Zayn:  wot the fuk am i even doin i fuckin hate this shit buy little mix's new album aha meet arnie bro ask me if i give a motherfuck

lourryshots:

BUT HOW CUTE IS HE

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HES SO CUTE AND TINY

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zaynalprobe:

louis is so important

louis is OS IMPORTNAT

  1. LOUIS is oS IMPORANT
  • so improtnat?????????
  • LOUIS SI SO IMPROTNAT
  • louis is so important
  • louis?
  • is
  • SO?
  • IMP RONTATTNAT

LOUIS SI SIS OS IMPRONAT

followingtherightdirection:

WHY ARE THESE PHOTOS EMERGING NOW?!?!?!

followingtherightdirection:

WHY ARE THESE PHOTOS EMERGING NOW?!?!?!

Grey’s Anatomy Meets Tumblr Posts Part 2

larryismystyles:

Lets never forget the fact Harry left the m!m building crying while Louis and El walked out holding hands

larryismystyles:

Lets never forget the fact Harry left the m!m building crying while Louis and El walked out holding hands

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