meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

caramelfringe:

louis probably has the world’s prettiest moans

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

puppy-paramitha:

The Tale of Harry’s Brain

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

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